80 years from now;
Me:
//falls//
Granddaughter:
GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me:
//laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter:
Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me:
WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter:
GRANDMA!
Me:
YOLO